What if we YAP’s were heiresses gone wild and prodigal sons?
Friday, January 13th, 2012
Question by : What if we YAP’s were heiresses gone wild and prodigal sons?
Will you add yours to this?Try to make the character NOT like you, who will do stuff you would not/
I have to make this post rather short,
I have a few thousand diamond earrings to sort.
I set trends last week with dangled gold cherries
covered with rocks like raisins, so spare me
your fake replications shaped like real fruit;
BTW why’d you butcher than fine Chanel suit?
(texts) OMG WTF? to pal Paris, and ‘sent.’
As heiress I know dollars- not sense;
They hire chaparones and place them in positions
to watch me when I’m clubbbin’ but I always ditch ‘em!
I fill up my limo with a few hottie boy-toys
and the suite shakes, beats off with wild sexy noise.
Best answer:
Answer by oakwolf
Poor, Me
Monroe arrived late with the limo this morning
so I let him go with not much of a warning.
He lived in that car, so he’s homeless as well.
You can’t give ‘em heck if you don’t give ‘em hell.
I paid him in poems, and I know he was grateful,
though sometimes on payday he seemed rather hateful.
I admit I don’t get how the lower class thinks,
with indifferent food and inelegant drinks.
I’ve suffered all day, anyway, with no driver.
The taxis all stink and their seats are not leather.
I’ll buy a new guy in the morning for certain,
and if he shows up late, then again I’ll be hurting.
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